Our Prophetic Methods

Here, we gather the finest, most redundant meetings in the land. Our team of highly trained Propheticians have mastered the art of meeting-ifying, turning any discussion into an endless cycle of pointless deliberation.

We use the Technique of the Void, an ancient art of saying nothing and accomplishing nothing. It's a timeless classic, and we've been perfecting it for centuries.

We also employ the Delayed Decision Making method, where we take an infinite amount of time to make even the most minor decisions.

Want to join our team of Propheticians? Apply now!

Or, if you'd rather just spectate, watch us from the sidelines and marvel at our unparalleled efficiency in wasting time.