In the land of Redundant Meetings, there exist three Prophets who have mastered the ancient art of meeting-crafting. They are known for their ability to create meetings that are so long, they'll make your eyes water like a faucet that's been left on.
Meet Prophet Zorvath, the Lord of Lofty Agenda, Meet Prophet Xylon, the Sultan of Sloganeering, Meet Prophet Yorvath, the King of Circular Discussions
Each of these Prophets has their own unique style of meeting-crafting, but all share the same goal: to make your meetings so long, you'll start to question the very fabric of time and space.