Prophetius Maximus is known for his uncanny ability to predict the most mundane things, like the exact time it takes for the copier in the break room to jam.
Read the full prophecy of Prophetius Maximus See a list of all of Prophetius Maximus' propheciesProphetius Minimus is known for his prophecies of doom and despair, which are usually accurate, but only in the sense that they predict the inevitable doom and despair that is already happening in your life.
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