Welcome, traveler, to the realm of Redundant Meetings. I'm Sarah, the Prophet of Productive Inactivity.
I see you're here for the meeting on "Meeting Prophets." A wise choice. It's a meeting that never actually meets, but always meets the requirements of being a meeting.
Below, you'll find the Meeting Prophets' Council, where we discuss the art of doing nothing.
Read about my illustrious career as a prophet of meetings.