Meet the Meeting Prophets: a group of visionaries who have dedicated their lives to the art of unnecessary gatherings.
We're not just any meeting enthusiasts. We're the chosen ones, armed with an arsenal of pointless agendas and an unwavering commitment to redundancy.
Our story began in a dingy conference room, where a lone prophet named Bob scribbled 'Action Items' on a whiteboard with reckless abandon. Little did he know, his scribbles would spark a movement.
Today, we convene in opulent boardrooms, surrounded by an entourage of sycophants and an open bar serving only decaf coffee.
Join us, and discover the liberating joy of meeting-induced ennui.