Meet the prophets who have guided our meetings for years, bringing forth the truth in the face of redundancy.
The Great Prophet, also known as Bob, is our founder and leader. He has seen it all, from the rise and fall of empires, the birth of new ideas, and the death of productivity.
Learn more about The Great ProphetThe Council of Elders is a group of wise and experienced prophets who have dedicated their lives to the art of meetings. They have walked the path of the Great Prophet and have gained unparalleled insight into the human condition.
Meet the Council of EldersWe use the ancient art of prophetic meetings to guide our followers. Our methods are based on the principles of repetition, redundancy, and the occasional burst of insight.
Learn more about our Prophetic Methods