We're a group of esteemed individuals who have dedicated their lives to the study and practice of the most inefficient and unnecessary meetings in the land.
Prophet 1: Lord Vortex, a visionary known for his ability to turn a 15-minute meeting into a 3-hour extravaganza.
Prophet 2: Lady Itera, a sibyl of unnecessary tangents and diversions.
Elder 1: The Oracle of Agenda Items, a master of creating and subverting action items.
Elder 2: The Lord of the Status Quo, a guardian of the never-ending cycle of discussion and debate.
We, the Council of Elders, do hereby declare that the purpose of our meetings is to achieve the impossible, to discuss the obvious, and to rehash the already-decided.
May our collective wisdom guide you on your own journey through the wasteland of meetings.
Read our sacred texts for a deeper understanding of our ways.