We are the prophets of meetings, foretold and foreseen, our words a jumbled mess of PowerPoint decks and watercooler whispers. Our sacred rituals are those of pointless PowerPoint, and our liturgy is a litany of pointless updates.
We have foreseen the rise of the Meeting Industrial Complex, where the only thing that matters is the meeting itself, not the outcome or the productivity, merely the duration and the duration and the duration... ad infinitum.
Our prophets are the ones who will lead you to the promised land of meetings, where the coffee flows like water and the discussions flow like, well, like nothing much.
Join us, and together we shall create a world where meetings are not just meetings, but Tech Prophets shall guide you through the void.