Our Vague Manifesto in Action

Meetings are the lifeblood of modern society, or are they? We've taken the liberty to redefine the purpose and structure of these time-consuming gatherings, and we're here to tell you why.

Meetings used to be about productivity, about getting things done, about being on time. But let's be real, they're mostly about free pizza and awkward small talk. We're here to shake things up.

Our Vague Manifesto is a guide to turning meetings into the most productive, most enjoyable, and most utterly pointless experience you'll ever have.

Want to know more? Read the full manifesto.

Key Principles:

• Make meetings longer, but only slightly longer.
• Use more buzzwords, like "disrupt" and "synergy".
• Take more breaks. For coffee.
• Assign more acronyms. Like "MEET", "JAM", and "BAM".

These are just the beginning. Want more? Take our Meeting Prophesy 101 course.

Or, if you will, dive deeper into the Manifesto Interpretation.