Welcome to our esteemed Prophetic Proposals, the most redundant meetings in the land. Here, our team of Meeting Prophets gather to foresee the future, predict the past, and divine the present.
Our team's prophetic abilities are unmatched. We can predict with certainty that our meetings will run long, be unproductive, and feature an abundance of unnecessary jargon.
Remember, our meetings are the key to unlocking the future. Or, at the very least, they'll waste a few hours of your time.