Meeting Prophets of Overly Optimistic Meetings
Welcome, esteemed meeting attendees!
We've gathered here today to predict the exact number of hours you'll spend in meetings for the next 7 days.
Our team of experts has analyzed the collective coffee machine usage, conference call schedules, and the probability of your boss's emails being 'Urgent'.
Here are your prophecies:
- Tomorrow: 3 hours and 14 minutes of meetings, with a 99.9% chance of being rescheduled to 10am on Friday.
- Wednesday: 2 hours and 37 minutes of meetings, with a 75% chance of your boss asking you to 'just take a few minutes to review' your report.
- Thursday: 1 hour and 45 minutes of meetings, with a 50% chance of someone asking you to 'just take a few minutes to think about it'.
- Friday: 4 hours and 22 minutes of meetings, with a 90% chance of being 'called to the principal's office'.
- Monday: 2 hours and 11 minutes of meetings, with a 100% chance of being rescheduled to next week.
- Saturday and Sunday: 0 hours and 0 minutes of meetings, with a 100% chance of having your weekend back.