Our technique is simple: we just make stuff up as we go.
It's a proven fact that if you just pretend you're on the right track, people will believe you.
It's all about confidence, baby! And also a lot of handwaving and gesticulating.
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Overly Optimistic Meeting Technique Tips
1. Just make stuff up, but make it sound convincing.
2. Use a lot of buzzwords. Like "synergy" and "disrupt".
3. Take lots of notes, but don't actually write down anything.
4. Pretend you're on the phone, but just talk really loud.