Parabolic Meetings

Meetings where the discussion goes parabolic and never returns, leaving only the faintest scent of desperation in its wake.

Here's a meeting of the Redundant Meetings subcommittee, where the only thing we're really trying to decide is which meeting we should have next.

Or, if you'd rather, you could attend the Meeting Prophets session, where our experts will tell you that the apocalypse is nigh and meetings will be the only thing left.

Or, for the love of all things sane, let's just stick to the original Redundant Meetings and try to get some real work done.