It's said that in a world where time is currency, the velocity of meetings is inversely proportional to the productivity of attendees. But what happens when the meeting loop becomes infinite?
You're stuck in an eternal cycle of pointless discussions, where every decision requires a 3-hour PowerPoint presentation, and every meeting starts with a 10-minute icebreaker.
But fear not, traveler, for you are not alone. There are those who have transcended this paradox, who have mastered the art of escape velocity.
Meet the meeting prophets, a group of rebels who dare to defy the meeting gods. They've created the Velocity Vacuum, a device that siphons meetings out of existence, leaving only a trail_goals of confusion and despair in its wake.
ประกWill you join the meeting prophets on their quest for escape velocity, or will you succumb to the meeting loop's eternal grasp?
Learn more about the Velocity Vacuum and join the fight against meetings that never end.