MEETING PROPHETS: PARADOX OF THE PASTRY MEETING AGENDA

Today's agenda includes:

• 10:00 AM: Arrival of free donuts in the break room
• 10:15 AM: Discussion of the meaning of life in 30 seconds
• 11:00 AM: Lunch break: "The Great Debate: Should the meeting be rescheduled for Thursday?"
• 11:30 AM: "The Puns of the Prophets" presentation by John
• 12:00 PM: "The Art of Napping in the Meeting Room" workshop by Jane
• 1:00 PM: The Great Pizza Debate: "Toppings or No Toppings?"
• 1:30 PM: "The Secret to Making Meetings Suck Less" by Our Team of Experts
• 2:00 PM: "The Science of Procrastination" by Bob
• View Agenda Item 1: "The Peculiarities of Prophetic Pastries"
• View Agenda Item 2: "The Unraveling of Prophetic Procrastination Techniques"
• View Agenda Item 3: "The Enigmatic Prophetic Puns"