The 5 Whys of Redundency: Techniques for Maximum Redundancy

A comprehensive guide to the ancient art of doing things over and over.

Warning: excessive use of this knowledge may lead to:

• Excessive email replies
• Endless committee meetings
• Mandatory weekly team-building events
• Unnecessary project updates

Techniques for Maximum Redundancy

1. Repeating the Obvious

Repeat a statement or fact multiple times to ensure it's truly understood.

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2. Citing Unverifiable Sources

Attribute your claims to unverifiable sources for added authority.

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3. Rephrasing the Question

Pretend to ask the question, even if the answer is obvious.

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4. Making an Unnecessary List

Create an exhaustive list of irrelevant details for added clarity.

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5. Repeating the Conclusion

Repeat the conclusion multiple times to ensure it's truly understood.

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Remember, the key to maximum redundancy is to never stop repeating.

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