Meetings, meetings, everywhere. Meetings in the morning, meetings at night. Meetings in the rain, meetings in the shine of the spotlight. You can't escape 'em, no matter the sign.
We're the Meeting Prophets of Redundancy, here to guide you through the existential dread of back-to-back back-to-backs.
Our methods are unorthodox, our prophets are bold. We'll make sure you never leave the office, or if you do, you'll be lost in a labyrinth of meetings that never end.
Join us in the Paradoxus in the Proximity, where the line between work and play is as blurry as a pixelated GIF.
Learn about our Paradoxus Protocol
Discover the Mirage of Productivity
Explore the Abyss of Agenda Overload
Dive into the Void of Vacation Days
Or just Escape the Meeting Maze altogether.