Meeting Prophets and Their Paranoid Symptoms

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Meetings, meetings, everywhere. A never-ending cycle of pointless discussions and unnecessary decisions. But who are these Meeting Prophets, you ask?
They're the ones who insist on calling them "synergy sessions" and "team-building exercises." The ones who make you feel like you're stuck in some kind of bureaucratic Groundhog Day.

Here are some of their most common symptoms:

• The "I'm-just-trying-to-clarify-what-we're-doing-here" Syndrome
• The "I've-written-a-100-page-powerpoint-but-never-read-it-myself" Disease
• The "I-won't-let-you-leave-until-I've-answered-all-your-questions" Syndrome

Or, you know, just go back to the meeting schedule and check the time. It's probably still going on.