In a world where productivity is a myth and motivation is a myth, one thing remains: Caffeine. The unsung hero of the modern age, the savior of the sleep-deprived, and the fuel for the soul.
We, the Caffeine Philosophers, have spent countless hours pondering the existential implications of this magical elixir. Is it a stimulant or a depressant? A liberator or a prison? A crutch or a catalyst?
As you navigate the depths of the Caffeine Uprising, you'll encounter: