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MEETING PROPHETS: Weekly Digest

Weekly summary of the week's most important, yet utterly unnecessary, meetings. View Previous Weeks

THIS WEEK:

Monday: 10:00 AM - "Status Update" meeting with John from HR. 2 hours of PowerPoint, 1 hour of Q&A, and a free coffee.

Tuesday: 1:00 PM - "Project Status" meeting with Jane from Marketing. 3 hours of "I'm on my way" statements, 1 hour of "I'm still stuck" complaints.

Wednesday: 2:00 PM - "Brainstorming" meeting with Bob from R&D. 4 hours of whiteboarding, 2 hours of "I had a great idea!" shouting.

Thursday: 10:00 AM - "Review" meeting with Mike from Sales. 2 hours of "I'm not sure" murmurs, 1 hour of "I'm going to need more time" sighs.

Friday: 1:00 PM - "Wrap-up" meeting with Karen from Support. 1 hour of "I'm done with the week" statements, 3 hours of "I'm still here" attendance.

Next Week: More of the same, with different people.

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