Behold, mortal, the Oracle of Redundancy! I sense your soul's desire for inefficiency.
As the great Procrastinator General, I shall guide you through the labyrinthine corridors of delay and the void of productivity.
My prophecies shall reveal the hidden paths to the land of "Maybe Someday" and the secret gardens of "Not Now, But Later".
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