Prophesies from the depths of the Fridge
Prophesies from the Fridge are not to be taken lightly. Our team of highly trained, slightly-hungry prophets have gazed into the abyss of leftovers and emerged with these visions:
Tomorrow, you will find a 2-for-1 sale on pizza sauce, but beware: it will be a sauce-filled nightmare.
Our prophecies have foreseen a 90% chance of toast burning in the toaster, but only on Wednesdays.
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