Prophesying Puns

Meet the Meeting Prophets, a group of individuals with an uncanny ability to predict the most mundane and the most pun-filled meetings of all time.

• Prophecies of Boring Projects
• Prophecies of Staff Meetings
• Prophecies of Creative Meetings

Prophecy 1: 'The meeting will go on forever'

According to Prophesier 3000, 'The meeting will go on forever, or at least until someone remembers to bring donuts.'

Proven by: 87% of meetings held between 9:00 AM and 10:00 AM on a Tuesday.

Prophecy 2: 'There will be a PowerPoint presentation'

Prophesier 1, 2, and 3 agree: 'Someone, somewhere, will inevitably bring up PowerPoint and read it to the room in a monotone voice.'

Proven by: 100% of meetings held between 11:00 AM and 12:00 PM on a Thursday.