Prophecies of the Doomsday Device

By the prophets of the Redundant Meetings, we foretell the coming of the Doomsday Device, a behemoth of inefficiency and bureaucratic excess.

The device shall arrive with a 3-day setup process, 5 layers of approval, and a 2-week maintenance schedule. Its arrival shall be heralded by the sound of keyboards clacking and the scent of stale coffee.

The device shall be powered by the tears of the overworked and the dreams of the ambitious. Its users shall be forced to navigate a labyrinthine interface, with buttons that do not do as they say, and menus that shift like the desert sands.

And lo, the Doomsday Device shall be the bane of productivity, the nemesis of creativity, and the destroyer of all that is good and pure. Its users shall cry out in the wilderness, their sanity shattered by its cruel whims and fancies.

But wait, there's more! The Doomsday Device shall also come with a 50-page user manual, penned by the great prophets of the Redundant Meetings.