**THE GREAT BUREAUCRATIC APOCALYPSE**

Prophecy 2: The End Times of TPS Reports

It is foreseen by the great eldersประกthat the office supplies will be depleted of all meaning and purpose, leaving only the hollow shells of once-mighty staplers and paperclip fortresses.

But fear not, for the prophets have foreseen a way out: the implementation of a new, more efficient system for tracking TPS reports.

The fate of humanity will hang in the balance, as the fate of the world is decided by the length of the report headers and the color of the report covers.

Learn more about Section 1: The Great TPS Report Reformation