Prophecies of the Future 2: The Meeting Edition

And lo, the prophets of the future spoke forth, their words dripping with the certainty of meetings to come:

It is foretold that the meetings will be long and tedious.

And the attendees will be forced to drink lukewarm coffee, for the coffee machine will be broken once more.

Read on for the schedule of the impending doom.

It is foretold that the meeting room will be filled with the stench of stale air and broken dreams.

And the attendees will be forced to endure the sound of their coworkers' snoring, for the meeting will run late.

Read on for the measurement of the office ventilation system.

It is foretold that the meetings will be conducted by a committee of 17 people.

And each member will have a different agenda, for the meetings will be a never-ending cycle of confusion and despair.

Read on for the roster of the doomed committee.