And lo, the meeting of the ancients has convened once more. The prophets of the past, present, and future have gathered to discuss the age-old topic: why we're not getting anything done.
Prophecy 4, the latest installment in our esteemed series, foretells a tale of woe and inefficiency.
According to the Oracle of the Red Pen, "We shall never finish this project. The coffee machine shall run dry, the internets shall be slow, and the meetings shall never end."
"Fear not, mortals," quipped the Sage of the Whiteboard, "for we shall find a way to blame it on the intern and call it a 'team effort'."
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