The Prophets of Redundancy

Prophesy 3: The Meeting That Never Ends

In a world where meetings never conclude, the Prophets of Redundancy have foretold the arrival of Prophesy 3.

This prophecy forewarns of an eternity of TPS reports, an endless sea of pointless PowerPoints, and a never-ending cycle of "just one more minute."

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Meetings That Never End: A Brief History

From the dawn of time, humans have been doomed to suffer the endless meetings of the Prophets of Redundancy.

The earliest recorded meeting was Meeting 1, which lasted 37 years and 14 minutes, setting the standard for all future gatherings.

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