Famous Prophecies of Meeting Prophets

A collection of utterly unfulfilled predictions

Prophecy 4

It shall be said that the coffee machine will one day run out of cream, yet still somehow magically dispense an endless supply of stale water.

• The meeting will never end, and the donuts will never get any fresher
• The projector will never work without the remote, and the remote will never be found
• The conference room will be replaced with a ball pit, and the ball pit will be a productivity sinkhole