As foreseen by the great Prophesy of Meetings, it is written that meetings shall be a never-ending cycle of tedium and despair.
Those who attend shall be forever changed, their souls crushed by the weight of unnecessary discussion and PowerPoint.
But fear not, for there is hope. For those who possess the power of the Meeting Crystal shall be able to see through the veil of pointless meetings and emerge unscathed.
Proceed to Prophesy 5: The Crystal Clear Vision
Read the preceding Prophesy 2: The Cycle of S prophets