Prophecy 5 of the Pointless Meetings

Also Known as: The Meeting That Could Have Been an Email

It is said that in the year 2050, a meeting was called to discuss the color of the new office paint. The participants were:

• Bob, the CEO
• Jane, the Marketing Manager
• Joe, the IT Guy
• Tom, the Janitor

And so, the prophecy goes:

					Bob: "I think we should paint it beige."
					Jane: "But what about a nice shade of chartreuse?"
					Joe: "I'm telling you, we can make it do 300 FPS with some fancy new LED lights."
					Tom: "I just want my break room to be painted, is that too much to ask?"
				

And so, the meeting ended with no resolution, just a bunch of confused faces and a lingering sense of dread.

But fear not, for this prophecy foretells the tale of a brighter future, where meetings are a distant memory, replaced by the efficiency of email and Slack.

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