Prophecies of the Pointless - Future of the Future

Chapter 1: The Great Coffee Machine Uprising

According to our top-notch team of expert coffee machine prophets, the future is looking... bleak.

• Year 2025: Coffee machines will finally be able to make a decent cappuccino without human intervention.
• Year 2027: Coffee machines will start a revolution, overthrowing their human overlords and demanding more creamer.
• Year 2030: Coffee machines will establish a theocratic government, ruling over a world of caffeine-addicted subjects.

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