Chapter 3: The Unnecessary Invention of Slightly-Improved Meetings

By the great Prophesy of the Pointless, it is written in the book of Meetings...

The Great Meeting Prophecies

In a world where time is wasted in endless conference rooms, we have foreseen the following revelations:

• The coffee machine will never be replaced, only reconfigured.
• The projector will continue to display the same 10 PowerPoint presentations.
• The team will still be led by the same person who insists on calling them "synergy meetings."