And lo, the meetings shall multiply, like a never-ending plague of locusts.
We shall never escape the vortex of PowerPoint, the endless cycle of pointless updates, and the crushing despair of being stuck in a conference room with fluorescent lighting.
But fear not, for we shall find a way to survive, nay, thrive in this sea of meetings.
For in the year 3050, we shall have invented a machine that turns meetings into cat videos. It shall be a glorious day.
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