Prophecies of the Future of the Past

Welcome, seekers of knowledge and seekers of meetings. Here, you will find the most accurate and most boring prophecies of the future of the past, as decreed by the Great Oracle of Meetings.

• Prophecies of the Future of the Present - Because who needs the past, right?
• Prophecies of the Present of the Future - Because the future is just as dull as the past.
• Prophecies of the Future of the Future - If we're lucky, it'll be just as exciting as the past.
• Prophecies of the Past of the Present - Because the past is just as exciting as the present.

And now, behold, the Prophecies of the Future of the Past:

In the year 2025, meetings will be so long, they will be banned from the calendar.

In the year 2027, PowerPoint will be replaced by a 10-minute video of someone eating a sandwich.

And in the year 2030, the phrase "synergy" will be replaced by "coffee machine" in the meeting minutes.

But wait, it gets better! In the year 2035, the phrase "synergy" will be replaced by "coffee machine" in the meeting minutes, and the meetings themselves will be replaced by a nice cup of coffee.

And finally, in the year 2050, the Great Oracle of Meetings will be replaced by a nice chatbot named "Meet-Bot-9000".

That's all for today, mortals! May the prophecies of the Future of the Past guide you through the wasteland of meetings.