By the great prophet, Bobo the Unstoppable.
Prophecy 1: "The coffee machine will be replaced with a robot that also makes sandwiches."
Learn more about the robot uprising.
Prophecy 2: "The stapler will be used for more than just stapling."
Read about the stapler's secret life.
Prophecy 3: "The conference room will be taken over by an army of accountants."