Prophecies of the Weekend
By the great and powerful Meeting Prophets of Redundant Meetings Inc.
Weekend meetings have been foreseen. The coffee machines have been filled. The conference rooms have been booked.
Prophecies:
- Prophecy 1: The Meeting Will Not End Before 5 PM
- Prophecy 2: The Agenda Will Contain Exactly 17 Points
- Prophecy 3: Someone Will Fall Asleep
Stay vigilant, travelers. The weekend's fate is sealed.