Prophets of the Zombie Apocalypse
Welcome to the Prophets of the Zombie Apocalypse, where the future is grim, but the humor is better.
View Subpage 1 View Subpage 2Subpage 1: The Great Coffee Machine Malfunction
It's not just the apocalypse, it's also the apocalypse of the coffee machine. The one that used to brew our morning cups of joe has been replaced with a vending machine that spits out lukewarm soda. The end is near.
View Subsubpage 3Subpage 2: The Futility of Toilet Paper Hoarding
We've seen the worst of humanity's resource management. People hoarding toilet paper like it's a precious resource. Newsflash: it's not. The apocalypse will not be delayed by 12 extra rolls.
View Subsubpage 4Subsubpage 3: The Rise of the Coffee Snatchers
Apostles of the Coffee Machine, beware! The apocalypse will bring forth creatures that snatch our coffee cups from our hands. They will be the true enemy.
Subsubpage 4: The Last Roll of Toilet Paper
The end is near, but not before we use up the last roll. The last roll will be the most epic of battles. Will it be the last roll, or will we find a way to survive?