By the great and powerful Meeting Prophet, Bob "The Bobinator"
"A plague of insatiable hunger shall be upon you, as the great sausage reserves are depleted and the people of the land are forced to subsist on the taste of despair.
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"As the meetings continue, the undead shall arise from the conference rooms, driven by an unquenchable thirst for pointless discussion and an eternal hunger for caffeine.