Meetings are a sacred ritual, a dance of chairs and PowerPoint slides. But have you ever wondered what the great attendees of old knew that we don't? The secrets of the ancient art of meetings.
From the dusty scrolls of forgotten conference rooms, we have uncovered the prophecies of the great attendee:
Prophecy 1: The Coffee is Stronger Than You Are
Prophecy 2: The Agenda is a Lie
Prophecy 3: The Chairs Will Not Be Comfortable
And more, if you dare to read on...
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