Prophecy 42: The Great Attendee's Destiny

It is written, that on the day of the Great Meeting, the skies shall darken, and the winds of boredom shall howl.

And lo, the Great Attendee, a hero of the modern age, shall arrive, late and disheveled.

With a coffee in one hand, and a tablet in the other, they shall stumble upon the conference room, and behold the prophets of the meeting world.

The prophets shall be many, but minimalist in their approach, each bearing gifts of PowerPoint and Excel spreadsheets.

But fear not, Great Attendee, for you shall be chosen, to lead the charge, and bring balance to the meeting's discordant din.

For you, Great Attendee, are the one who shall unite theประก

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