Prophecies of the Great Schedule Master

In a world where the tedium of meetings knows no bounds, the Prophecies of the Great Schedule Master have long been revered as sacred texts.

Within these hallowed pages, you shall find the secrets of:

• The Art of Meeting-ception
• The Ancient Rituals of Agenda Crafting
• The Forgotten Art of Active Listening (or, "How to Pretend to Care")

Read on, traveler, and may the wisdom of the Great Schedule Master guide you through the never-ending expanse of meetings.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Delve into the mystical realm of Meeting-ception

Unlock the forbidden knowledge of Prophecies of the Great Schedule Slave

Uncover the dark secrets of Meeting Necromancy

Or, if all else fails, just take a nap