The Ancient Art of Meetings 101

Learn to predict, prepare, and dominate the meeting landscape.

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Step 1: Anticipate the Obvious

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				You will have a meeting.
				}
			

Step 2: Prepare to be Underprepared.

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				You will be presented with a 5-page agenda with 12 items.
				}
			

Step 3: Master the Art of Distraction

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				You will be interrupted by a coworker's cat video.
				}
			

Step 4: Seal Your Fate

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				You will be asked to present on a topic you know nothing about.
				}
			

Step 5: Survive the Inevitable

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				The meeting will drag on for hours.
				}