The Prophets of the Doomsday Clock: A Guide to Redundant Meetings

Meetings are a sacred art form, a dance of unnecessary discussion and vague agendas. The Prophets of the Doomsday Clock have mastered this delicate art. Come, join us, and learn the secrets to making your meetings more... redundant.

Key Principles of Redundancy

• Repetition is key: Repeat, repeat, repeat, until the point is lost.
• Say nothing, say everything: The art of speaking without speaking.
• Meetings within meetings: Because who needs a clear agenda?
• Subcommittees of committees: Because who needs a clear decision?

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The Paradox of the Meeting Loop: The Endless Cycle of Redundancy

Meetings are like a Moebius strip, a never-ending loop of discussion and repetition. The Prophets of the Doomsday Clock have mastered this art, and now you can too!

The Cycle of Redundancy

1. Meet, discuss, repeat.
2. Meet, discuss, repeat.
3. Meet, discuss, repeat...

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