Welcome, future Meeting Prophets, to the hallowed halls of Redundancy University! Here, you will learn the sacred art of saying nothing, while saying everything. It's a delicate balance of jargon and verbosity that will make you the most sought-after meeting prophet of your peers.
Lesson 1: The Art of Repeating Yourself
- Start with the basics: "I'll have to check on that..."
- Build on the classics: "I'll need to get back to you on that..."
- Master the advanced techniques: "That's a great question..." (while saying nothing)
For more advanced courses:
Prophet 202: The Art of Digressing
Prophet 303: The Science of Saying Something, But Not Really