Prophet 2: The Incomprehensible

The chosen one, the messiah of meetings. Our hero, our guide, our eternal frustration.

• Prophet 3: The Unrelenting
• Eternal Prophet 2: The Infinite Loop
• Omniscient Prophet 1: The Know-It-All

Our prophet's latest decree:

"Meet for 2 hours, discuss for 1 hour, then adjourn for 1 hour because someone left their laptop on and it's still charging."

Side effects of prolonged exposure to our prophet's words:

• Exhaustion
• Desperation
• Spontaneous combustion (rare)

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