Prophet 8 - The Meeting Oracle

Meetings, the bane of productivity.

Welcome, mortal. I am Prophet 8,æknd guide of the meeting realm. I have been summoned to guide you through the wasteland of pointless discussions and unnecessary gatherings.

You have reached the pinnacle of meeting hierarchy, where even the most mundane tasks are elevated to sacred ritual.

Below, you'll find the sacred texts of our orderæk:

• Prophet 9 - The Antidote to Boredom
• Prophet 10 - The Meeting of Meetings

Or, if you will, the meeting that never ends, and never truly begins:

• Eternal Meeting - The Loop of Desperation