Welcome, mortals, to the hallowed halls of Prophet 9: The Great Redundant Meeting Prophet. Where the art of unnecessary meetings is revered and worshiped.
As the chosen one, you shall embark on a journey to discover the ancient art of meeting-craft, where the phrase "what's the point of this meeting?" is blasphemy.
Below, you'll find the sacred texts of our revered prophets:
May the meetings be with you, traveler.