Prophet Beta-1

Meetings are the answer to every question.

Prophet Beta-1, the pioneer of Redundant Meetings, has spoken.

His prophecies of pointless discussions and circular arguments have been fulfilled.

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Prophet Beta-1's Quotes

• "A meeting is just a meeting, if you don't have an agenda, it will have an agenda."
• "Time is money, unless it's a meeting, then it's just time."
• "I'm not here to discuss, I'm here to talk."

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