Meeting of the Meetings of the Meetings

Proclaimed by Prophet Jane, Seer of the Meetings of the Meetings.

This meeting has been in session for 47 years, 2 months, and 14 days, with no end in sight.

The meeting has been moved to a new location adjourned meeting due to excessive meeting-ness.

• Minute Adjourned Meeting - For the minutes of this meeting that will probably never end.
• Tea Break Forever - Because who doesn't love tea and meetings?